The First Order Would Like a Word

Ever since the first trailer dropped back in November 2014, certain factions of Star Wars fans have been quite insistent with their thoughts on precisely who can and cannot be stormtroopers and even who could even be in the various militaries that we have seen.  Now that The Force Awakens is out, the First Order would like to have a few words with those loud voices.  Let’s take a look at their very eloquent letters.

Dear Everyone Insisting That Stormtroopers Must Be Clones,

Suck it.

Signed,
General Hux whose army of stolen, indoctrinated children is way better than clones


Dear Everyone Insisting That Stormtroopers Can’t Be Black,

Suck it.

Signed,
FN-2187, AKA Finn


Dear Everyone Insisting that Stormtroopers Can’t Be Female,

Suck it.

Signed,
Captain Phasma and the Trooper with a Distinctly Female Voice


Dear Literally Anyone Insisting that the Bad Guys Must Be All White Guys,

No seriously.  Suck it.

Signed,
The First Order