Remember everything I said about dropping Shadow Games from the list? Yeah, scratch that. It arrived the day after New Year’s so I felt obliged to read it anyways. Sorry, New Rebellion. This retrospective is like fashion: one day you’re in and the next day you’re out. But it’s okay because I’ve had A Very Zahn New Year which is making this go much faster. Except for the part where I drank my way through a certain book. That’s right, folks, you get another spam of my face via reaction pictures.
When I first picked up this book, I was relieved to find out that it wasn’t about Jax. No offense, buddy, but I just didn’t want to read about you again this soon. Unfortunately, I don’t think I really care about Dash Rendar either. Seriously though: it’s been awhile since I’ve read the books in this era. Am I supposed to care about him beyond this rivalry with Han Solo? I’m sure I’m forgetting something about him besides a tragic history.
Allow me to sum up the plot of this book for you: Lies, lies, lies, “I ain’t in this for your revolution, sister”, “I expect to be well paid”, and “Well, you’re pretty.” Okay, it’s not a bad book and once I finally got myself to sit down and read it, it was fairly entertaining. Unfortunately, it felt a little too much like I was reading an AU version of Han and Leia. (Seriously though: I bet there’s a fanfic out there where Leia’s a popstar and Han is her bodyguard.) Dash is going to be so offended when I call him a poor man’s Han Solo but oh well. Like I said, the story was interesting enough but wow did all the levels of “Okay, so what I told you before was a lie” get to be a bit much at times. Javul’s lucky she managed to stay alive with basically the entire galaxy after her.
I did like the droid though. He was snarky and entertaining. Leebo, you and your pet Mouse Droid can stay.
(In all fairness, my general exasperation with the book and with how much I’m looking forward to taking a break could be unfairly coloring my opinion here so take it with a grain of salt.)